In a scene that could be part of an Adam Sandler movie, Stuart Tinner bagged himself £250,000 after successfully hitting the crossbar from the half-way line on Tuesday night during the interval of the Saracens vs Springboks Rugby match at Wembley stadium. Three members of the crowd were picked after applying via SMS to make the kick, [...]
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Finding Faith in Our American Cousins?
Posted in News, tagged Chat Show, Chelsea Handler, Chelsea Lately, Fail, Jordan, Owned, Transvestite Boyfriend, Trout Pout on November 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Celebrity Rat Jordan was humiliated last week after appearing on US chat show, Chelsea Lately. She’d managed to get onto Chelsea Handler’s show and was totally shown up as the talentless hag she is. I don’t really need to say anymore, other than I’m really pleased that even if we can’t get it right, the [...]
X-Factor house under siege by fans of John & Edward
Posted in News, TV, tagged Can't Sing, John & Edward, The Twins, X-Factor, X-Factor House on October 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
In an extraordinary turn of events yesterday, the Police had to be called to the X-Factor house after an invasion of teenage girls trying to get a glimpse of their favourite contestants John & Edward. The girls were allegedly flashing at the double take brothers who promptly answered with a bout of crotch grabbing. Police [...]
You want to know how fucked up the British Justice System is? Look no further…
Posted in News, tagged ACAB, Assault, Lancashire Police, Mark Aspinall, Police Brutality, Wigan, Wrongful Conviction on October 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The Above video shows the shocking assault of 24 year old ex- soldier Mark Aspinall at the hands of the three Lancashire Police officers. The attack happened in July 2008 whilst Aspinall was out drinking in Wigan. The Police had been called out to a disturbance and wrongly assumed the Iraq & Afghanistan veteran was the culprit. The video [...]
Jordan Nominated for ‘Mum of the Year’!
Posted in News, tagged Can't Sing, Celebrity Mum of the Year, Fake, Gay Cagefighter, I Ain't Getting on No Plane, Joke, Jordan, Katie Price, Transvetite Boyfriend on October 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Yep thats right, your eyes aren’t deceiving you – Katie Price has been nominated for the Celebrity Mum of the year. Although she’s already won the award once if she wins this year she can take pride in her name being forever immortalised with other fantastic mothers such as Kerry Catona who has won the [...]
Joe Calzaghe voted out of strictly, finally
Posted in News, TV, tagged Boxing, Crap Dancer, Joe Calzaghe, Mikkel Kessler, Stricly Come Dancing, World Champion on October 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Saturday evening saw Joe Calzaghe become the fifth casualty of war in this years Strictly Come Dancing. All I can say is thank God he didn’t go in week 1. I don’t know why on earth he decided to participate, surely he wasn’t that strapped for cash that he needed the reported £25K (!) for appearing? Maybe [...]
Is this for real?
Posted in News, tagged Assault, Leona Lewis, London, Simon Cowell, Waterstones on October 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’ve just read a story in The Sun newspaper that whilst carrying out a book signing at Waterstone’s in London, Leona Lewis was punched in the face by someone queuing up as a fan. The yet to be named man had purchased a copy of Lewis’ autobiography ‘Dreams’ and then queued quietly to get his [...]

